Guys. How the hell am I supposed to look cute at tonight's Inaugural Freak-fest when it is twelve degrees outside?
Perhaps this chunky, ADD-colored 80s Missoni sweater-jacket?
A tawny cable knit dress that will go with anything, from ankle-cut cowboy boots to piles of gold jewelry to a jaunty bowler?
This cheeky, cleverly cut wool jacquard suit from Cacharel?
Ok, I just wanted to look at clothes. But seriously, come to the party tonight! It will be inaugu-tastic.